BIBLICAL BRIEFS 108
If there is really a devil, he is now riding you, proverbially speaking. The muti is the least of your problems, because it is probably only a concoction of aqueous cream, spittle and dried spinach, without any recognizable demonic potential. Most of the miracles the world promise us, unfortunately, work with the placebo effect, so the best outcome is possibly only what takes place in your imagination during the momentary illusion, which sadly has now also been deprived of you. Unfortunately, in your case, no change in latitude or longitude will be detected because you were actually only caught with your pants on your knees. No, fortunately, there is no demonic transfer through salves. Your problem lies elsewhere, namely, the false image displayed by the internet about nude men and women causing most people to compare their size or lack thereof. Unfortunately, we are too easily influenced by these skewed images. Michelangelo’s naked statue of David resembles this passionate king in all modesty, proving that a man does not necessarily almost have to die of anemia every time he gets an erection. Make peace with your civilized masculinity and forget the unashamedly flamboyant stallion sized models and the wonder creams. Your obsession with possible demonic infestation is also a placebo effect – if you concentrate on an orgasm too much, you often lose it. Rather be grateful that you were not religiously judged on your private parts like in the Old Testament – anyone with a defective private part, or too big a penis, was not allowed in the temple at all (Lev. 21:20). Therefore – enjoy what God has entrusted to you, it’s never too small, proverbially speaking.
Dr Tom Gouws
